put this on her journal, saying she was lonely. I know that was a long time ago, but I'm putting it up now. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!

HOW RETARDED AM I?!?!?!?!

[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blonde
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[] You sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 7

[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

so far: 9


[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 14

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident *I was joking around with my friends outside, and it flew down my throat. Everyone knew and was very nice. They got me water and coke.*
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. *My friends believed me when I said it was on purpose.*
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 18

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break/lose a lot of things. *More lose than break.*
[] You tilt you're head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. *And bed, and off tables, and out of school desks, etc.*
[x] Then you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. *How boring would it be NOT to?!*
[] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. *I have hearing problems and my grandma says, “Huh?” in a nicely-teasing way, when she’s annoyed at me.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total: 22

Multiply this by three and it is your percent: 66% *I couldn’t find the % at first. I had to look for a while, does that make me score higher?*
Luv ya,
Janer